proserpine-in-phases

proserpine-in-phases asked:

prompt: how aboit some meowrails learning or teaching each other how to ride a bike?

shellebelle93 answered:

((omg the cute!!! love this, and perfect Kindergartenstuck kickstart—though this takes place a couple years after that))

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proserpine-in-phases:

cute! thank you!

You are very welcome! It was nice writing them again. :D Nepeta’s mom is what I would call very “crunchy granola” and was totally one of those moms who rode her bike around town with her little one in one of those seat carrier things on the back. Equius’ parents are both pro bodybuilders but not so much into the biking/hiking thing. :D 

proserpine-in-phases asked:

prompt: how aboit some meowrails learning or teaching each other how to ride a bike?

((omg the cute!!! love this, and perfect Kindergartenstuck kickstart—though this takes place a couple years after that))

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You are Nepeta Lejion, and today you are teaching Equius how to ride a bike. You yourself have been riding a two-wheeler since you were about six years old, but Equius’ parents hadn’t taught him yet, and he’d blushed blue when the discussion had come up at recess. You’d headbutted his arm and felt the tension bleed out of him, and he’d smiled down at you. 

He’s a little taller than you, but your little dirt bike will have to suffice to teach him, in the driveway of your house after school. And even though he is taller, he is not that much taller, even so, he ducks his head and makes himself small as he rubs the back of his neck. “I am afraid I will break it, Nepeta. You know how STRONG I am.” He’s tense and his posture is closed. 

"Equikitty will be just purrfect, you’ll see," she said, beaming at him in perfect confidence. "Equikitty is just worried fur nothing, because I will help!" She got on the bike. "Here, watch me!" She showed him how to push off with one foot, how to keep the bike upright while moving slow, how to speed up and how to slow and stop. "It’s easy peasy, Equius. Come on, please try?" She looked up at him with big eyes, knowing he couldn’t resist it. 

He makes a soft, nervous sound, but when she gets off the bike, he gets on. Equius has many faults, all of which he knows about, but not listening is not one of them. He follows her directions to the letter, and though he has a few mis-starts, he is soon able to ride a short, wobbly way. But you can’t learn to ride a bike without falling off at least once, and Equius will not be an exception. 

You rush over to him and you might not be as STRONG as he is but you are not weak yourself, and you get the bike off of him and almost pick him up, hugging. “Are you okay?” you ask, blinking anxiously at him. He has skinned knees and a skinned elbow but he nods anyway. “…in the house, mama will have bandaids! They’re Hello Kitty!” 

Even though Equius winces when Nepeta’s foster mother puts the astringent on, and maybe the bright pink bandages with Hello Kitty on them aren’t the best color for him, he still smiles when you butt his shoulder apologetically. 

"I’ll do better next time," he says to you. "…and then maybe I’ll be able to get a bike of my own and we can ride together." He says it as if it’ll be the most perfect day ever when that happens. 

You can’t help but agree. 

toastyhat

anonei asked:

[aei-sb] ohh!! Hmmm, may I request a tiny petstuck!Equius with a cute horse plush toy? [Only if you feel like it, of course!]

toastyhat answered:

I’ve never done sort of animalized petstuck stuff before so really it just looks like little-kid Equius?  Hope that works, anyway. <3

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eeeeeeee he looks like kindergartenstuck!Equius! oh my god he’s so adorable. (only my equius doesn’t have his horn broken yet)

someone is reading kindergartenstuck

and leaving comments on almost every chapter

and i just wanna say

THANK YOU I LOVE YOU THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT

I’m so stuck on that fic. I can’t remember where I was going with it and I want to finish it SO BADLY. so badly you do not even know. 

I miss working on it

seriously. 

it’d be nice if I could just get…one prompt for kindergartenstuck. just one. 

Fic feelings

…Oh my god Chapter 13 of Kindergartenstuck is just scary long. I mean 12 pages long and not done yet. I have titled it in my head “The Very Special Two Hour Holiday Special” because seriously. It’s the Holiday Special. And it features all the trolls. All of them.

Nameless is coming along nicely though everything is coming along SUPER SLOW. I’m thinking maybe four or five chapters to finish it. I’m kind of unhappy about that, actually. I really enjoy writing that one in particular.

lay beside me, under wicked sky is kind of stalled but I’ve got a goodly bit of the next chapter written.

I have a follow-up fic to Clerkstuck nearly finished, called “Smitten” which is mostly cute smut with extra added feelings. Also, a Karkat and Eridan friendship fic in the same ‘verse that I’ve tentatively named “Karkat and Eridan go Bowling”.

Also, there’s a fic diptych of sorts that I’m working on, one John/Rose, the other Dave/Jade. They’re sort of unbearably cute.I need decent titles for them, though.

Chances are, I’m going to finish everything at once and flood with updates.