crypticgradations

-atlas:

this is one of the smallest parrots in the world aND I REACHED OUT TO GIVE HIM A SUNFLOWER SEED BUT HE WANTED A HEAD SCRATCH INSTEAD. MY HEART MELTED. JUST LOOK AT HIM

emmykatt

magebird:

fuckyeahequiusaradia:

imagineequius:

Imagine Equius as a hardcore feminist

Imagine Equius beating the shit out of misogynists.

D —> What did you fiddly flipping say about this young lady
D —> How dare you reduce her to an object for your perverse se%ual fantasies
D —> You obviously do not have the STRENGTH of character to deserve the attention of anyone, let alone random women who have shown zero interest in your e%plicit invitations

crypticgradations

detectivedeathmachine:

aqualuxury:

A lush hour-long housey, swingy, electroswingy, boompty kinda musical treat!

And then THIS?  ELECTROSWING?  Only the best fucking music genre ever?

A.

Straight up.

Hour.

Of it.

Who forgot to tell me it’s every holiday ever on one day?  I can’t take all this.  I’m going to start getting suspicious because when too much good stuff happens all at once, something is up.

Oh and then I find out Angry Birds candy exists.

World, stop being so goddamn nice.