But wait…bartender witches. Down on your luck? Here, have a shot of enchanted Goldschlager. Need a fresh start? Have a lemon and rosemary margarita. Need a good harvest? Have a wheat ale. Bartender witches.
someone please write this, lord!
That’s the plan, actually.
I love everything about this, and it might be the only good reason to own a bottle of Goldschlager.
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.
the reason male comic book fans work themselves into a frenzied rage over “fake geek girls" is because they think they can’t get a girlfriend because of their love for comic books (a.k.a nerdiness). if they accept that geek girls genuinely love comic books, then they’re left with the cold harsh reality that it’s not their nerdiness that makes them unattractive to women, but the fact that they are misogynistic condescending dickbags who need to be avoided AT ALL COSTS